Charleston Church Massacre: The Missing Headlines

Just 24 hours ago, a tortured 21 year old child named Dylann Storm Roof opened fire inside of a famous church in Charleston, South Carolina, usa, harvesting nine humans, including a state senator who was also the pastor of the church. As you might imagine, this was the #1 news story for the past 24 hours, with all manner of Breaking News bulletins and updates.

Fortuitously, I enjoyed a respite from slave labor today, and was able to fully immerse Myself in the blanket news coverage by the cable TV news networks. But of course there was a downside. My disgust with the perverse, hypocritical, lie-based, propagandizing news coverage grew greater with each passing hour. From promoting the insane god myth, to demonizing a tortured child-victim, to blaming an inanimate object, the gun, to completely ignoring and denying the guilt and responsiblity that amerikkkan society and government bears, the media engaged in a brutal assault upon Truth, as it frantically served its governmental overlords in rejecting and concealing the Truths expressed and revealed by Dylann Storm Roof.

So, I got to thinking, how about a blog post where I serve up the headlines that would be blasted across TV screens and newspaper front and op-ed pages, if humanity were sane, or if Truth were respected and honored, or if humanity were simply in the process of evolving, instead of devolving to extinction, as is the actual case.

Below you will find 8 top headlines that a sane and functional society would offer up to the public at large, in response to this exact same event occurring in the exact same fashion. You should understand, brainwashed fools, that I am not trying to be ironic or satirical in these headline texts. I am actually being rather conservative and measured in tone, while at the same time expressing what any honest and rational media would say.

It is a damning indictment of the hopelessness of the human condition, that these honest and forthright news headlines are perceived by you humans as absurd, laughable, and impossible to realistically imagine seeing or viewing on your newscasts and newspapers today and tomorrow. You dwell within a deranged matrix of pure illusion, where reality is made up by your leaders as they see fit, for you to accept and swallow without question or protest. How utterly pathetic!

And now, the headlines missing from last night’s Charleston Emanuel AME church massacre:

From The Washington Post: “Christian God Cultists on Defensive as Mass Murder Inside Church During Prayer Service Devastates Their Claims of a God Creature Existing”.
From The Los Angeles Times: “Is It Time To Abolish Parenthood: Another Mass Murder Exposes the Absurdity of Parental Child Ownership Laws.”
From The National Enquirer: “Does Jesus Christ Want His Worshippers to be Gunned Down as they Pray to Him Inside of His Church, Or Was He Just Taking a Bathroom Break?? Enquiring Minds Want to Know!”
From The Huffington Post: “Profiling Dylann Storm Roof, a Victimized Child Who Took Heroic Steps to Show His Society the Consequences of Institutionalized Racism and the Religious Indoctrination of Children.”
From The New York Times: “Why Do Grownups Pray to Imaginary Creatures? The Nation’s Leading Atheists Offer their Perspective.”
 From The Chicago Tribune: “No More Punishment: Mass Murderer Dylann Storm Roof is Captured, will be Housed In Private, Gated Community with Other Victims of Social Injustice and Childhood Trauma.”
From Psychology Today magazine: “Dylann Storm Roof, Psychologically Destroyed Child, Teaches Us Why Religion, Racial Identification, and the Family Unit Must be Abandoned as Primitive Relics of a Barbaric Era.”
From CNN: “President Barack Obama Has Just Concluded a Shameful and Bizarre Press Briefing on the Charleston Church Massacre, Blaming Inanimate Objects for the Outburst of Reflective Rage by a Socially Victimized Child, and Attempting to Use an Event Which Conclusively Demonstrates God Does Not Exist, to Promote Religion and Belief in God. Coming Up Next, Our Political Team Assesses Whether He is Still Fit to Lead the Nation.”

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2 comments

  1. It’s unfortunate that humans won’t view Dylan as a victim as they will the people whom he killed. Humans just don’t understand that this system is making them lose their minds. We are no different than Dylan and are only reflections

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