Handy Hints for the Misanthropic Isolationist

As you would expect, I am spending christmas day home alone. I will not set foot outside, I will not lay eyes upon, much less interact with, any human being. This is My gift to Myself, as hater of humanity, lover of Self, loner, recluse, and misanthropic isolationist. In the spirit of I Hate christmas, I offer this blog post, with handy hints for other former and current humans who crave isolation and identify as misanthropic isolationists. These Handy Hints should be helpful to anyone seeking to minimize exposure to the toxic plague of humanity.

  • Choose your residence wisely. Multi-dwelling buildings which have a single main entrance, should be avoided. An isolated, single-(family), I retch even to type the word, residence, is best. If economic or other conditions preclude residing in an isolated, single family dwelling, your residence should have an independent entry door, directly accessible from the street.
  • Choose your neighborhood wisely. The best choice is to live in an area where everyone around you is from a different ethnic background and speaks a different language than you, as their native language. If they are illegal immigrants, all the better, as they are even more certain to mind their own business.
  • Never engage in friendly interactions with any of your physically close neighbors. Never. Nod at them with a tight facial expression, if they greet you. Never smile at them, never engage in “chit-chat”. If they say hello or offer other greetings, and you do not feel like snarling at them, offer a nod and a fixed facial expression. Do not smile, never show teeth, except in a snarl. If any neighbor introduces himself to you by name, do not reciprocate. You may respond with a neutral greeting, such as “Hey”, or “What’s up”? Never provide any name, doing so serves as an invitation to future dialogue. If they ask you questions, the only acceptable responses are “yes” and “no”, delivered in a firm, curt tone which will end the dialogue.
  • Consider the value of a soundproof window. Windows vary widely in terms of allowing outside noise into your residence. If you are like Me, the very sound of a human voice is a supreme irritation. Changing just a single window in a single room to soundproof, and then spending all of your time inside that one room, is a cost-effective way to eradicate all human noise pollution from your residence, for decades. Another option is to simply remove the window and enclose the opening via brick or concrete. If you desire some natural light to penetrate, glass block is another option.
  • If possible, install a perimeter fence around your entire property, with mailbox and intercom outside the main entry gate. This will prevent any humans from accessing your property and contaminating the glory of isolation, absent your specific knowledge. Of course the intercom itself is a supreme irritant. If you maximize your loner status, an intercom will not be necessary, as you will never have any unexpected visitors. On the rare occasions that you need humans to access your property, such as to perform repairs, appointments scheduled in advance preclude the need for an intercom. You can simply observe the main gate area for their arrival.
  • If installing a secured perimeter fence is not feasible, surround your property with No Trespassing signs. The most effective signs will state: “No Loitering, No Solicitation, No Trespassing. Violators/Offenders Will Be Prosecuted To The Fullest Extend Of The Law.” It is important that the “No Solicitation” terminology be present. It will discourage the god freaks and other saleshumans who do not associate themselves with the concept of being trespassers, even as they trespass.
  • If local laws allow, and most do, always confront all trespassers while carrying a firearm. It doesn’t matter if it is is two little old ladies preaching god. Confront them, frighten them, and they will never again haunt your physical universe.
  • Rent a post office box or private mailbox. This will allow you to receive all of your mail, as well as private carrier packages, away from your residence, minimizing human disturbances. You can now choose exactly when to engage in these sometimes unavoidable interactions. A private company which offers private mailbox rentals, is a Superior choice to the post office box, well worth the extra cost. You can receive ups, fed-ex, and other private courier packages, and some of these private companies even provide you with a key to the exterior door, granting you 24 hour access so that you may avoid all human interaction when picking up small pieces of mail.
  • If you are a slave laborer, never provide anyone you work for or with, with your home address. Never. Even human resources should only have your mailing address, the post office or private business mailbox address. It is a good idea to live far away from where you work, so that nobody you work with is likely to observe you entering your residence.
  • On days when you are forced to interact with humans, try to complete as many interactive activities as possible, so that you may enjoy uninterrupted isolation during future days. For Me, even a single word spoken to a human, soils an entire day. Therefore, on My slave labor days, I try to get all My grocery shopping done, all My laundry cleaned/picked-up, even the garbage taken to the curb, even if collection day is not the next day. The day is already ruined, soiled by human contact, so get all the necessary contact done, so that on the days you are free from slave labor, you do not need to set foot outside, and can revel in the glory of isolation for 24, 48, or hopefully more, hours. The top-level isolationist who engages in slave labor, structures his daily activities so that he does not need to set foot outside his residence, at least 95% of the days when he is free from slave labor obligation.

  • Recognize absolute isolation as a personal reward and sacred right to which you are inherently entitled. Turn the ringer on your telephone to Off. Do not allow any human interruption of your sacred communion with Self. Recognize that your capacity to thrive as a Self-created universe, depends upon the achievement and realization of long stretches of complete isolation, recurring on a regular and frequent basis.

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  1. Nice! Human interaction does more harm than good in terms of social and psychological benefits that society promotes. When engages socially with other humans, they are sacrificing their autonomy, freedom, and privacy in which they provide personal details about themselves, and that sets them up for betrayal from individuals that they invested their trust in. I despise humans, because I know deep-down that they are users and will only interact with you when they want or need something. Otherwise, they will ignore you and act as though you don’t even exist. Interestingly, humans know this to be true, and admit that humans are self-driven when interacting with others. Hmmmm, Jeez, DUH, of course, you idiot. That is it. Those are the only reasons, and humans should t take this very seriously and stop trying to change the natural instincts of humans. It simply can’t be done no matter how hard one tries. This is a fact of reality. Humans know personally that they are selfish by nature, but will not admit to anyone, and are always judging and condemning others for their selfishness. How hypocritical they are. This is something that they keep hidden by putting up a faux front that they selfless in their deeds and generosity towards others. No, they are not. Sorry, inferiors, humans by nature aren’t selfless creatures as society really wants them to be. This is how society wants humans to be; they know this is impossible, but want the illusion to persist that it is . Humans are so sleezy and dishonest and aren’t even aware of it. Humanity has serious issues and don’t realize it

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    1. Selfishness must be embraced as the most positive of personal character traits, and human interactivity must be curtailed, most especially as relates to any and all personal relationships. Each of us deserves, from the moment of our birth, to be overtly empowered to meet all of our own psychological and emotional needs, to develop both unlimited MindPower and absolute personal autonomy, so that all toxic dependencies are prevented from ever developing. Every form of dependency is a horrific weight upon the individual, and it is child abuse to indoctrinate children to rely upon others to meet their emotional, psychological, and developmental needs.

      The demonization of selfishness constitutes the destruction of Self-love, Self-value, and Self-determination. As such, it exists as front-line attack upon the individual and his capacity to thrive as a Superior.

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  2. “On days when you are forced to interact with humans, try to complete as many interactive activities as possible, so that you may enjoy uninterrupted isolation during future days. For Me, even a single word spoken to a human, soils an entire day. Therefore, on My slave labor days, I try to get all My grocery shopping done, all My laundry cleaned/picked-up, even the garbage taken to the curb, even if collection day is not the next day. The day is already ruined, soiled by human contact, so get all the necessary contact done, so that on the days you are free from slave labor, you do not need to set foot outside, and can revel in the glory of isolation for 24, 48, or hopefully more, hours. The top-level isolationist who engages in slave labor, structures his daily activities so that he does not need to set foot outside his residence, at least 95% of the days when he is free from slave labor obligation.”

    Wow! This is a great one!

    I’ve always hoped you’d make a post like this. I was thinking about it when my hair was getting too long, and questioned why I always go to the barber when I can simply shave my own head. “What other tips would Seer have for isolation?” (and yes, I doubt you’d want to visit the barber solely based on the fact a human would be touching you!)

    Do people ever ask you why you’re so introverted? Or does instilling fear in others prevent them from wasting your time with such a question?

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    1. I despise all human touch, and yet I choose to go to the barber for haircuts. I do so because there is only so much value in avoiding things which ultimately cannot be fully avoided. Sometimes it is better to face up to an undesired ordeal, than to avoid it at all costs. Yes, I could easily cut My own hair and therefore avoid the ordeal of being touched by the barber. But doing so could lead to a slippery slope, where one could rationalize not going to the dentist because three times a year cleanings are not really necessary, nor once a year checkups. And how about not going to the doctor? The yearly checkup by a physician is not really “necessary”, either. And pretty soon a few years have passed, and nobody has touched you, and you cannot bear the thought of anyone touching you, and now you have cavities and perhaps an important physical ailment has been allowed to develop and worsen.

      No, we must love ourselves enough to face up to structured trauma that our Superior minds are strong enough to cope with. The monthly barber haircut is not desired, and it is different from any dentist or doctor visit. But I choose to endure all three, using these negative experiences to strengthen My mind so that it can always thrive, even when faced with an undesired, traumatic situation.

      There is nothing wrong with choosing to avoid visits to the barber, but there is something wrong in avoiding visits to the dentist or medical physician, simply to avoid being touched. To endanger or compromise physical health or well-being, in order to avoid a transient and infrequent trauma which the Superior must be able to utilize his MindPower to cope well with, constitutes a betrayal of Self.

      To answer your second question, No, humans do not ask Me why I am introverted. They mind their own business, I create an atmosphere around those I come in contact with, which encourages them to leave Me alone. You do not need to overtly frighten others to achieve such a feat, you only need to present Yourself to them in a specifically cold and detached manner, showing no interest in them. The human is an attention addict. When you show no attention to or interest in them, they instinctively understand you to be unsuitable as a vampiric partner, of any stripe.

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